Starbucks Red Cup Controversy...

The Starbucks Red Cup Christmas Controversy is ridiculous. I don’t even know how someone could come up with such a ridiculous theory…unless that someone was already drinking out of a red cup if you know what I mean.

Here’s some random thoughts I came up with about the Red Cup controversy.

When you mix the letters from “Red Cup” around it spells…nothing.

Someone call Indiana Jones, we found the cup of Christ, the Holy Grail…It’s at Starbucks, red and has nothing to do with Christmas (aside from being Red).

When you order your drink at Starbucks they write you name on it with a black Sharpie. When at a social gatherings you’re encouraged to write your name on your Red Solo Cup with a Sharpie so that you don’t loose it. Coincidence?

Do you think that thanks to the Starbuck Red Cup Christmas Controversy Toby Keith’s “Red Solo Cup” will get played a lot more over the coming weeks?

Toby Keith just released a new album in Oct, could this be a publicity stunt to draw more attention to Toby Keith?

Does Starbucks like Toby Keith?

Could there be a secret partnership between Starbucks and Toby Keith to market Toby Keith to the coffee drinking audience?

Does Toby Keith hate Jesus?

Donald Trump suggested we boycott Starbucks due to the Red Cups…does Donald Trump hate Toby Keith?

Glee covered Toby Keith’s “Red Solo Cup” and no one complained about that…they just complained about Glee being Glee (are we allowed to joke about Glee again yet?)

Did I drink a little too much out of my own red solo cup before writing this…