The Starbucks Red
Cup Christmas Controversy is ridiculous. I don’t even know how someone could
come up with such a ridiculous theory…unless that someone was already drinking
out of a red cup if you know what I mean.
Here’s some random
thoughts I came up with about the Red Cup controversy.
When you mix the
letters from “Red Cup” around it spells…nothing.
Someone call
Indiana Jones, we found the cup of Christ, the Holy Grail…It’s at Starbucks,
red and has nothing to do with Christmas (aside from being Red).
When you order
your drink at Starbucks they write you name on it with a black Sharpie. When at
a social gatherings you’re encouraged to write your name on your Red Solo Cup
with a Sharpie so that you don’t loose it. Coincidence?
Do you think that
thanks to the Starbuck Red Cup Christmas Controversy Toby Keith’s “Red Solo
Cup” will get played a lot more over the coming weeks?
Toby Keith just
released a new album in Oct, could this be a publicity stunt to draw more
attention to Toby Keith?
Does Starbucks
like Toby Keith?
Could there be a
secret partnership between Starbucks and Toby Keith to market Toby Keith to the
coffee drinking audience?
Does Toby Keith
hate Jesus?
Donald Trump
suggested we boycott Starbucks due to the Red Cups…does Donald Trump hate Toby
Keith?
Glee covered Toby
Keith’s “Red Solo Cup” and no one complained about that…they just complained
about Glee being Glee (are we allowed to joke about Glee again yet?)
Did I drink a
little too much out of my own red solo cup before writing this…